Life was perfect for Ron Ramsey. But he wanted more. Dating the most beautiful woman in the world and living a life of well-earned luxury were not enough for Ron. With the help of Strawberry, a plus size prostitute in South Florida, Ron is able to carry out an act that is unplanned, inexpiable, unconventional, and yes with mayonnaise. The Mayonnaise Affair is a short story - Not for the prudish or those with a small appetite. Targeted Age Group:: 18+ What Inspired You to Write Your … [Read more...] about The Mayonnaise Affair by Frank Linn
The Gangster’s Wife by Anne Brooke
When 53-year-old Elise Walker returns home after a day at the office to find her husband Gerald dead of a heart attack, she doesn't expect a visit from the police with revelations about Gerald's secret life. Soon, however, her own life takes a distinctive turn for the surreal, with missing loot, online crime and curious neighbours the least of her problems. Not to mention trying to deal with never-ending funeral arrangements and stay on top of her job. Thank goodness then for the support … [Read more...] about The Gangster’s Wife by Anne Brooke
Huge Words by Huge People by Liam James Leaven
Delving deeper into the pearls of wisdom and inspiration spoken by others, Huge Words by Huge People works to unearth greater truths to present the world in a unique, irreverent, and always hilarious manner. Clinical depression has never been so much fun. Targeted Age Group:: 15-70 What Inspired You to Write Your Book? Take motivational quotes and turn them upside down, then have them illustrated - what could be more fun? Making people laugh was my motivator . . . making some people … [Read more...] about Huge Words by Huge People by Liam James Leaven
Unreliable Histories by Rob Gregson
A young cartographer working in a wild frontier land discovers that someone has been interfering with history. More worryingly, the more she investigates, the more it looks like that 'someone' might be her... In her quest to uncover the truth about a life she didn't know she'd led, Myrah and her not-so-intrepid friends are beset by crazed wizards, venomous demons and, most challengingly of all, some enormously embarrassing relatives. When priests, thieves and reality itself are out to get … [Read more...] about Unreliable Histories by Rob Gregson
Pickles and Ponies: a Fairy-tale by Laura May
A humorous fairy-tale for adults and young adults alike. Thanks to a curse, Prince Vanya was born with a silent heart. Luckily, he has his talking horse (conveniently named 'Horse') to help—and he'll need it. The prince is on a quest to save Melodia, Princess of Rather Fishlike Things, who's suffering from a certain amount of brainwashing. On his way he'll encounter friends and foes, most of them with attitude. Meanwhile, Melodia keeps stumbling into adventures of her own. Will the prince … [Read more...] about Pickles and Ponies: a Fairy-tale by Laura May
Double Ex: A Romantic Comedy about Lost Love & Lookalikes by Lee Daniel Bullen
A comedy about two heartbroken friends who pursue lookalikes of their exes but dramatically fall into a soul-stirring love affair. Nick and Lucy forge an unlikely alliance after they discover their craving for dead ringers of lost loves and help each other meet eligible suitors on London’s dating scene. Trouble looms when friends and siblings grow concerned at their obsessive lust for chasing memories, and with problems mounting around their intensifying relationship they soon find their … [Read more...] about Double Ex: A Romantic Comedy about Lost Love & Lookalikes by Lee Daniel Bullen
Night Bus by Frances M. Thompson @bushbirdie
Tilde O'Hara is an English woman with Irish parents and a Swedish name. Tilde O'Hara lives in London with two cats who don't like her very much. Tilde O'Hara has a job she loves, a gay best friend she loves and a maisonette she loves, albeit really a bed-sit. One night Tilde O'Hara meets an old woman on the number 94 bus and everything changes. Night Bus is a gentle and thought-provoking short story about dreams, love and the strange things that happen when you get the night bus in … [Read more...] about Night Bus by Frances M. Thompson @bushbirdie
The Retail by Joshua Danker-Dake
THE RETAIL is a comedic everyman satire of the depersonalizing big-box retail grind. Aspiring writer Penn Reynard has just joined the ranks of America’s fifteen million retail workers: fresh out of college with an English degree, he can’t find a job anywhere except at the local big-box hardware store. Working returns, Penn experiences firsthand the often comical absurdity, chaos, and shenanigans of the retail world. At least he has a new romance with a coworker going for him—if he doesn’t … [Read more...] about The Retail by Joshua Danker-Dake
Unreliable Histories by Rob Gregson
Young cartographer Myrah discovers someone has been interfering with history. More worryingly, it looks like it might well have been her. 'Unreliable Histories' is a comedy that pokes gentle fun at the cliches of the fantasy genre. It is guaranteed free from lovelorn vampires, arcane prophesies and ancient-but-recently-awoken evils. It features no Chosen Ones, no boy-wizards and hardly any murderous demons at all. Instead, it follows Myrah and her only-sometimes-intrepid friends as they … [Read more...] about Unreliable Histories by Rob Gregson
