French Fried: How to Get Through Fast Food Alive!! is a survival guide, of sorts, to traversing the pitfalls of the fast-food industry. Will you get hired? How will you deal with those pesky customers? What is your manager, really thinking? This sarcastically practical survival guide is just what the doctor ordered! Will you survive a life, French Fried? Targeted Age Group:: 15+ What Inspired You to Write Your Book? My inspiration for French Fried: How to Get Through Fast Food Alive!! … [Read more...] about French Fried: How to Get Through Fast Food Alive!! by Brett Coon
Tasty Bits by Jon Sindell
Tasty Bits by Jon Sindell From Jon Sindell's comic kitchen come forty-one morsels to please the palate of the most thoughtful fan of funny, from savory satires to pungent parodies to spicy spoofs to nutty narratives and more. "Jon Sindell has read everything, thought about everything, laughed about everything, and shown us how to laugh too, just when we need it most. His crazily inspired and carefully crafted short humor pieces stand with the best that any contemporary American has done in … [Read more...] about Tasty Bits by Jon Sindell
Number Eight Crispy Chicken by Sarah Neofield
The immigration minister has been detained. Minister for Asylum Deterrence and Foreign Investment, Peter Ruddick, is en route to the remote Pulcherrima Island, the site of his latest privately-run, fast food chain-inspired detention centre. But chaos ensues when Peter misses his connecting flight and finds himself confined to the visa-free zone of the Turgrael airport, without a business lounge in sight. Stranded in a foreign territory with nothing but McKing's Crispy Chicken burgers to eat … [Read more...] about Number Eight Crispy Chicken by Sarah Neofield
Mel and Shar’s Erotic Adventures: Tales from the Boomer Life by Maddy Bordeaux
Are baby boomers panting for Elderly Erotica? Mel and Shar, two friends of a certain age, say, “Absolutely!” So, despite the fact that neither lady has ever watched a porn video or read anything steamier than Eighties romances, they decide Elderly Erotica is their ticket to fame and fortune. Because…why not? Surely, at least a few of their fellow boomers—who were once into sex, drugs, and rock ‘n roll—remain interested in something spicier than the Senior’s Menu at Black-eyed Pea. Can … [Read more...] about Mel and Shar’s Erotic Adventures: Tales from the Boomer Life by Maddy Bordeaux
How To Be An American: An off-the-record guide for how to be an immigrant in America by Satish Mehta
After interviewing over one hundred recent and long-time immigrants, Satish Mehta, who migrated to the U.S. in 1973, writes a light-hearted, slightly satirical playbook, taking you on a journey to assimilate in the American society and become a real American. No matter your wealth, your stage of life, or when you migrated to the U.S., this book will provide the insights to help you blend in faster than you ever thought it was possible. In these pages, through simple English and light-hearted … [Read more...] about How To Be An American: An off-the-record guide for how to be an immigrant in America by Satish Mehta
The MisreadBible: Genesis by J. R. Eldridge
A collection of twisted Bible tales from the warped mind of J. R. Eldridge. Drawing from his fascination with religion and mythology, Eldridge takes the reader on a journey from the creation of the universe to the arrival of the Israelites in Egypt in this blasphemously funny retelling of the Book of Genesis. A lonely deity creates the universe in his mother’s basement and makes a little clay man who falls in love with his own rib. After the humans engage in some freaky angel sex, God decides … [Read more...] about The MisreadBible: Genesis by J. R. Eldridge
Interview with Author – Sebastian Schug
About Sebastian Schug: Sebastian Robert Schug/Nicolas M. Parker (born February 25th, 1998) is an independent American author, illustrator, publisher, and novelist currently residing in suburban Burbank, California. Beginning his illustrative career at the early age of fourteen jumpstarted by author Rene Ghazarian's The Adventures of Daniel, he has since gone on to become the main author, illustrator, and publisher of numerous works, series, as well as further collaborations with other … [Read more...] about Interview with Author – Sebastian Schug
Time Is Irreverent by Marty Essen
Time Is Irreverent by Marty Essen AN IRREVERENT, LIBERAL, TWISTY, TIME TRAVEL COMEDY! What if you could make a change to history that would eliminate the Spanish Inquisition, American slavery, World War II, global warming, and an egomaniacal US president who thought he was smart enough to drop nuclear bombs here and there without negative consequences? What if that change also made the United States and 5 billion people poof from existence? Would you do it? When alien time travel … [Read more...] about Time Is Irreverent by Marty Essen
Pianist in a Bordello by Mike C. Erickson
Pianist in a Bordello by Mike C. Erickson Pianist in a Bordello What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election. And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named … [Read more...] about Pianist in a Bordello by Mike C. Erickson
Interview with Author – Clive Warner
About Clive Warner: Writing is my passion, but I began as a fanatical reader. Like most of my (pre Internet) generation, books came before movies, TV, and even radio. And so our world desires were fed by our imaginations and moulded by the books we read, and this imaginative fire is what I want to read, and what I want to write - for you. I've lived and worked in so many different parts of the world that you're as likely to find yourself in Nigeria or Yemen, or 300 years in the … [Read more...] about Interview with Author – Clive Warner
Fail to the Chief by W. T. Fallon
After years of emceeing insipid singing competitions, TV personality Bryan Seafoam can't wait to host "American President," the world's first reality show to elect a country's Chief Executive. It's the chance he's waited a lifetime for--an opportunity to be a real journalist, unearthing skeletons and playing hardball with the top ten candidates. But it doesn't take long for the contestants to start digging up dirt of their own and throwing it back at him--literally, in the case of billionaire … [Read more...] about Fail to the Chief by W. T. Fallon
Interview with Author – Mary Magdalene
About Mary Magdalene: Mary Magdalene lives with her husband and six cats in Woody Creek, Colorado. When she's not writing, she enjoys farmers markets and complicated Starbucks orders. What inspires you to write? I know that there is "nothing new under the sun" but I enjoy finding unusual or bizarre ways to look at commonplace ideas. Even if we don't believe in His divinity, we all know the story of Jesus Christ. We know it so well we can recite His words, misappropriate them, and say them … [Read more...] about Interview with Author – Mary Magdalene
