A collection of twisted Bible tales from the warped mind of J. R. Eldridge. Drawing from his fascination with religion and mythology, Eldridge takes the reader on a journey from the creation of the universe to the arrival of the Israelites in Egypt in this blasphemously funny retelling of the Book of Genesis. A lonely deity creates the universe in his mother’s basement and makes a little clay man who falls in love with his own rib. After the humans engage in some freaky angel sex, God decides … [Read more...] about The MisreadBible: Genesis by J. R. Eldridge
Sex and the American Male by Jay Williams
Want a humorous book to read on that next cross-country flight or bus ride across town? Then buy SEX and the AMERICAN MALE for a funny, satirical look at American Culture. Read this short book about a man who looks a little too closely at how advertising, politics, greed and more overwhelm the public and shape our society. From advertisements that use sex to sell massive cars to mindless political parties and juiced-up science fiction conventions no subject is safe from parody and humor in this … [Read more...] about Sex and the American Male by Jay Williams
Chick Lit (And Other Formulas For Life) by Abby Rosmarin
Life isn’t a fairytale – or chick lit. It’s 2005 and Katy Sinclaire is two years out of college. She still lives with her old university roommate and still works at the same bookstore that she’s been with since she was a teenager. She spends her days avoiding customers, making fun of the books in the store, and counting the minutes until she can clock out. It is an increasingly unsatisfying life, but it’s also a life that she does not question. That is, until a chain of events forces Katy to … [Read more...] about Chick Lit (And Other Formulas For Life) by Abby Rosmarin
Killing Time by Dan Schamber
While fleeing through deep space, Sam, notorious for his biblical plagiarism, quite accidentally rescues an all-powerful alien from certain death. Out of gratitude, the little alien grants Sam his one wish: to be the god of his very own planet. But the "god package" didn't include eternal life, and Sam is rapidly going gray. The ingredient for immortality lies on the planet with Logy, a simpleton and loner who relates more to the ageless trees than finite people. Only problem is, Sam cannot … [Read more...] about Killing Time by Dan Schamber
Interview with Author – Dan Schamber
About Dan Schamber: Never having considered myself at home on this planet, I have always had a difficult time relating to typical people. At an early age I lost myself in science fiction and fantasy and started writing stories at about eight years old. I wrote volumes until I discovered music in my twenties and played bass guitar and sang background vocals in rock bands. In my thirties and forties I raised my two beautiful daughters and found time to write while belonging to a writers' workshop … [Read more...] about Interview with Author – Dan Schamber
Huge Words by Huge People by Liam James Leaven
Delving deeper into the pearls of wisdom and inspiration spoken by others, Huge Words by Huge People works to unearth greater truths to present the world in a unique, irreverent, and always hilarious manner. Clinical depression has never been so much fun. Targeted Age Group:: 15-70 What Inspired You to Write Your Book? Take motivational quotes and turn them upside down, then have them illustrated - what could be more fun? Making people laugh was my motivator . . . making some people … [Read more...] about Huge Words by Huge People by Liam James Leaven
Frankenstein, or The Modern Washingtonian — The Walton Letters by Liam James Leaven
"By slow degrees he recovered, and ate a little soup, which restored him wonderfully, although not without incessant declarations of how it did not compare to the butternut squash potage at Marcel’s." In this 7,300 word mash-up re-telling of the Walton Letters that introduce Mary Shelley’s classic gothic horror novel, Robert Walton, an underachieving pot dealer from Spokane, navigates a beat up RV towards Las Vegas with noble plans to save the family home from foreclosure. One evening while … [Read more...] about Frankenstein, or The Modern Washingtonian — The Walton Letters by Liam James Leaven
A Blue Moon by Vanessa A. Ryan @vryan333
This book is bargain priced from 08/02/2014 until 09/01/2017 A Blue Moon is Vanessa A. Ryan's first novel, a genre-bending dark urban fantasy, told with macabre humor. Lorrie Duncan, an abstract painter working as a substitute teacher, dreams of making it big in the art world when she’s not busy looking for Mr. Right. She seems on the verge of getting what she wants, at least with respect to her career, because her current boyfriend Marty is a rising star in the L.A. art scene. But when a … [Read more...] about A Blue Moon by Vanessa A. Ryan @vryan333
Interview with Author – D.L. Morrese
Author Bio: D.L. Morrese is a fulltime American Science Fiction/Fantasy author. He worked his way through college as a short-order cook, earned degrees in Philosophy and Government, and graduated with the disturbing realization there weren’t many job opportunities in these fields unless you had political ambitions, which he did not. In a clear demonstration of the old adage that fortune favors the foolish, he secured a logistics management position with the U.S. Army at an installation just … [Read more...] about Interview with Author – D.L. Morrese
Goldipubes by Burns Well
This book is bargain priced from 12/18/2013 until 12/01/2033 Goldipubes is a parody of the classic fairy tale "Goldilocks and the Three Bears". This book is not meant to be read by humans or those of you who are offended by anything. The events described in this book were performed by trained professionals. Do not try this at home. Immature audiences only. Targeted Age Group: 18+ Book Price: 0.99 Link To Buy Bargain Book … [Read more...] about Goldipubes by Burns Well
