El Cartero: Noob For Life! follows the journey of Joe Cazenary, a substandard letter carrier even on his best day, as he battles not only the hordes of Hell but his boss to save his family from the clutches of the Dark One, ruler of the ninth circle of the Abyss. Armed with ensorcelled tattoos, his limited wits, and a spoon inhabited with the soul of a crotchety old Sioux medicine woman, Joe must live up the the challenge of becoming the legendary hero El Cartero, while convincing his gaming … [Read more...] about El Cartero: Noob For Life! by Zane Cray