The zoo is open. From the disturbed mind behind The Divorced Dad comes a humorous look inside the world’s most horrific of tourist attractions: THE ONLINE DATING ZOO. Packed to the brim with true tales that are sure to entertain and disturb. From anal hooks (trust me, do not search that), IBS malfunctions and ostrich bum feathers. Buckle in and prepare to expect the unexpected and then have those expectations obliterated as you are taken on a exclusive tour of the world of online dating, after all it really is a zoo out there.
Targeted Age Group:: 18-75
What Inspired You to Write Your Book?
The Divorced Dad, a blog that resides on Facebook (shameless self-promotion but please like and follow), was conceived and born like an unplanned pregnancy. It was intended as a one-night stand, a simple fling, a means for me to write my feelings and weird ass thoughts down as a form of self-therapy but oh damnit…. the condom split. Now nine months later, still in somewhat disbelief, I am raising and nursing (with my hairy as hell nipples) a semi-popular comedy blog about mental health, dating, parenting and divorce that acts as a platform to have an open conversation about difficult subjects in a humorous and exaggerated means.
Book Sample
So, you have been chatting for a while, been on a few good dates, maybe even shared a few saucy pictures and it seems to be going really, really well but then she asks “Would you like to sleep over?”
“Oh shit!” you utter “She’s going to want to see Dumbo the world’s most depressed mini elephant who is shrouded in thick jungle and has not trumpeted in an incredibly long time.” So thus starts an endless cycle of worrying and self-doubt that builds to a crescendo that culminates at the arrival at their door.
Jessica had these exact worries and concerns as she stood in front of the door of a man she had been talking to for a few months, but little did she know the night was about to take a turn that no one could have possibly expected.
A genuinely, and I emphasise this, nice gentleman asked the young lady of our tale to accompany him as a plus one to his mother’s birthday party and suggested it would make sense for Jessica to crash at his for the evening before the do. They laughed through the entire night eating food and watching movies.
What movies you ask? I didn’t ask you nosey bugger. Let’s make a random assumption that it was an Arnold Schwarzenegger marathon which started with the iconic Sci-fi hit Predator, then was lightened up with the festive comedy Jingle All the Way and climaxing with the hilariously bad Batman and Robin. It was truly a perfect evening full of fun, frolics and Schwarzenegger doing awful ice puns to George Clooney in a bat suit that included bat nips. The evening was so alive that the engrossed couple, so infatuated with one another, did not realise that Jessica’s phone had died.
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