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Time Is Irreverent (Time Is Irreverent Trilogy Book 1) Kindle Edition
What if you could make a change to history that would eliminate the Spanish Inquisition, American slavery, World War II, global warming, and an egomaniacal US president who thought he was smart enough to drop nuclear bombs here and there without negative consequences? What if that change also made the United States and 5 billion people poof from existence? Would you do it?
When alien time travel specialists, the Krichards, learn of President Handley's game of dodge the mushroom cloud, they race to Earth to investigate. For them, the question of whether it's worth it to change history is easy to answer, but they will only proceed if the human they deem best qualified to represent Earth agrees to make the change. Erasing Handley's nuclear annihilation will require a quick jump to AD 31 to correct an error in history. If the Krichards select a brilliant scientist or an elite athlete for the task, Earth may be in good hands. Instead they select Marty Mann, a mildly successful travel writer whose only superpower is not taking life too seriously. What could possibly go wrong?
Spanning from the Cretaceous period to 2056, Time Is Irreverent is a hilarious, thought-provoking satire, with unpredictable twists, colorful aliens, huge dinosaurs, a smokin' hot lesbian from the future, and a cameo from Jesus Christ himself!
Publisher's Warning: This book is intended for a liberal audience and features satirical content that may not be appropriate for Donald Trump supporters or those who are offended by views that challenge traditional religious beliefs. Common side effects include wide smiles, sudden laughter, and occasional snorts. Reader discretion is advised.
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateFebruary 7, 2018
- File size1703 KB
- Time Is Irreverent 2: Jesus Christ, Not Again! (Time Is Irreverent Trilogy)2Kindle Edition$4.99$4.99
Editorial Reviews
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- "Highly recommend. It's fun, clever, cool, witty, surprising, political, sexy, everything a sci-fi book should be. And as someone who's also written a sci-fi-time-travel-humor novel, I love that Marty Essen doesn't break the time rules he sets up from the start - so many sci-fi authors do, and as far as I'm concerned, that's just lazy writing. Not the case here! Yes, his characters learn and adapt and grow, but the foundation of his rules remain intact always. To repeat: fun, witty, surprising, sexy. Highly recommend."--Jeff Abugov, writer, producer, director, and Golden Globe Award, Peabody Award, and People's Choice Award-winner
- "Time Is Irreverent is a delightful romp that scores solid satirical points about religion, human nature, sex, the Trump administration, and a great deal more."--Tom Flynn, Free Inquiry magazine
- "Ironic, original, hysterically funny, deftly crafted, and an impressively entertaining read from first page to last, Time Is Irreverent by Marty Essen is an especially and unreserved recommended for community library Science Fiction & Fantasy collections. It should be noted for the personal reading lists of dedicated science fiction fans thatTime Is Irreverentis also available in a digital book format."--Midwest Book Review
- "Time Is Irreverent is a well-written, well-paced novel peopled with solid, likeable characters. Marty Essen is a talented author who has managed to wrap several complex threads into a light, enjoyable narrative. I hope he will continue writing in the sci-fi genre and I look forward eagerly to his future works."--Charles Remington, Readers' Favorite Book Reviews
From the Author
Tell us something unexpected about yourself.
I have survived a hippo attack (the hippo bit through my canoe and lifted my wife and me six feet into the air), and I have been stung by the world's most venomous insect.
Is there something in particular that motivates you--fame? fortune?
All six of my books (three fiction and three nonfiction) have the liberal political theme of protecting the environment and human rights. I couldn't write unless I felt I was doing my part to make the world a better place--and encouraging others to do so as well.
Where did you get the inspiration for your current book?
Hits, Heathens, and Hippos: Stories from an Agent, Activist, and Adventurer, is a humorous memoir that follows my professional career, from being Minnesota's youngest disc jockey to the owner of two Minneapolis-based music management agencies to the owner of a Montana-based baseball league to the owner of a Montana-based telephone company. It also covers my personal life, as an activist for liberal causes in conservative Montana, and as an adventurer, who has traveled all seven continents and survived a fierce hippo attack in Zimbabwe.
What inspired you to write the book--a particular person? an event?
My first two books were nonfiction adventure-travel; my next three books were science-fiction political-comedies; it was time to return to nonfiction again. Also, I've always been an "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade" kind of guy. So when the COVID-19 pandemic hit, the time was right to socially distance in my writing room and create the book I had been thinking about writing for a long time.
What's the main reason someone should read this book?
Hits, Heathens, and Hippos is a lot of fun, with both jaw-dropping and inspirational moments.
How do you react to seeing a new review for your book?
That depends. All of my books receive a majority of glowing reviews. So, of course, I love those. Even so, since I write books that appeal to liberals, sometimes I get vindictive reviews from conservatives. That was especially the case for my three-novel Time Is Irreverent series. People on the far-right went out of their way to try to tank the books. Many of those people had obviously not read them. I even received a one-star review that said simply, "Trump 2020." Amazon removed the most obvious fake reviews, but some other sites don't have mechanisms to do that. In such instances, I wouldn't be human if it didn't bother me when people call me "bigoted" because I support equal rights for the LGTBQ community and call out prejudices against people of color. But I guess that comes with the territory.
When did you first decide to become an author?
In 2001, after traveling to the Amazon Rainforest and Australia, I wrote stories about my adventures that were picked up as features by two newspapers. Once those stories ran, whenever I would go out in public, people would recognize me from the author photo and tell me how much they enjoyed what I wrote. Schools also invited me to come and speak about my adventures. At that point I started thinking, "What if my wife and I traveled to all seven continents, and I wrote a book about it?" I did some research and learned that at that moment fewer than one hundred thousand people in the history of the world had ever stepped onto Antarctica. That meant that far fewer than one hundred thousand had traveled to all seven continents. Next, I looked for books written by people who had traveled to all the continents. When I found a couple of those, I narrowed the subject to travel to every continent in search of rare and interesting wildlife. There was nothing. That gave me the topic for my first book, Cool Creatures, Hot Planet: Exploring the Seven Continents.
What do you do for work when you're not writing?
I am a college speaker that performs the stage-show version of my first book. I have been speaking at colleges for 14 years and have performed on hundreds of campuses in 45 states. I am also a talent agent, who started in the music business and now books other nationally-known college speakers.
How much time do you generally spend on your writing?
There is a story in Hits, Heathens, and Hippos about me writing my first book, sixteen-hours-a-day, and staying alert by swallowing caffeine pills with my coffee. That schedule eventually sent me to the hospital emergency room, with blood-pressure at near-stroke levels. I have since moderated my work schedule, but when I'm "in the zone" I will still write up to 12 hours a day.
What's the best and the hardest part of being an indie author?
The best part is being able to call my own shots and to react quickly when new opportunities arise. The hardest part is not getting the same respect that indie filmmakers or indie bands get. I work with professional book designers and editors and put out a product that is better than much of what the major publishers produce. Even so, I still have to deal with publications and reviewers who discriminate against me because I didn't get "corporate approval."
Which writer, living or dead, do you most admire?
For fiction, it's Audrey Niffenegger. Her novel, The Time Traveler's Wife, was brilliant. I especially enjoyed how she integrated music into her story, creating a virtual soundtrack. I try to do the same in my writing.
For nonfiction, it's Bill Bryson. His adept use of self-deprecating humor makes even mundane situations funny.
About the Author
Product details
- ASIN : B079P9YLKW
- Publisher : Encante Press, LLC (February 7, 2018)
- Publication date : February 7, 2018
- Language : English
- File size : 1703 KB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Sticky notes : On Kindle Scribe
- Print length : 246 pages
- Page numbers source ISBN : 0977859940
- Best Sellers Rank: #456,770 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #106 in Political Humor (Kindle Store)
- #274 in Political Humor (Books)
- #425 in Humorous Science Fiction (Kindle Store)
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About the author

Marty Essen began writing professionally in the 1990s as a features writer for Gig Magazine. His first book, Cool Creatures, Hot Planet: Exploring the Seven Continents, won six national awards, and the Minneapolis Star-Tribune named it a “Top Ten Green Book.” His second book, Endangered Edens: Exploring the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, Costa Rica, the Everglades, and Puerto Rico, won four national awards.
His novels, Time Is Irreverent, Time Is Irreverent 2: Jesus Christ, Not Again! and Time Is Irreverent 3: Gone for 16 Seconds, all became Amazon #1 Best-Sellers in multiple categories.
Hits, Heathens, and Hippos: Stories from an Agent, Activist, and Adventurer is Marty’s inspirational and entertaining memoir, and like all his books, it reflects his values of protecting human rights and the environment—and does so with a wry sense of humor.
Doctor Refurb is Marty’s seventh—and most controversial—book.
Marty is also a popular college speaker, who has performed the stage-show version of Cool Creatures, Hot Planet on hundreds of campuses in forty-five states.
Marty Essen's book awards:
Winner: Best Books 2006 Book Award for Travel/Essay
Bronze: 2006 ForeWord Magazine Book of the Year Award for Travel/Essay
Winner: 2007 Benjamin Franklin Award for Travel/Essay
Winner: 2007 National Indie Excellence Book Award for Travel/Essay
Bronze: 2007 IPPY Award for Travel/Essay
Winner: 2009 Green Book Festival Award for Animals
Winner: 2016 National Indie Excellence Award in Nature
Winner: 2016 Readers’ Favorite Book Award in Environment
Silver: 2016 Nautilus Award for Animals & Nature
Silver: 2016 Nautilus Award for Middle Grades Non-Fiction
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with overtones of Edward Abbey's "Monkey Wrench Gang." If those vintages are too dusty for you to remember, how about Yatzee Croshaw's "Mogworld" mixed with Scott Meyer's "Off to Be the Wizard" - but with far more social commentary.
Strident? Hell yes! And it's about time someone was! When half your country is in a nose-dive toward environmental oblivion and reactionary social injustice, it's refreshing to see someone call out religious and political extremists for their planet-destroying nonsense. It's even better when the author paints the outcome clearly, using the known results of following delusional approaches to their disastrous consequences.
Time travel, rock and roll, environmentalism, sex, booze, and equality. What does it take to pull it all together into a social commentary romp? Good, solid story telling and an entertaining plot. Like any good social commentator, Essen doesn't step away from the occasional opportunity to plop one of his characters on a soapbox, (or a potato-shaped boulder) to give a dandy lecture. You already know the general rant; it's the one you have really, really wanted to give to certain relatives who think we still live in 1950 and want to drag you and everyone else back into those dark ages with them. But 95% of the time Essen spins a yarn that rolls forward unstoppably, like the ball in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
While a shot of this book will help the spirits of open-minded people everywhere, not everyone is a candidate for this medicine. Contra-indications include a propensity to think the bible is literal truth, that religion gives better answers than science, or a belief that people with non-traditional beliefs or sexual orientations should have fewer rights and less self-determination. Homophobes should also stay well away; this book includes a lovely lesbian heroine who is NOT simply a girl in need of a male appendage. And if you think unrestrained capitalism and the exploitation of the environment for profit is more important than the flora and fauna that share the planet with us , you will definitely have an adverse reaction.
For the rest of us, those of us who give a damn about equal rights, the environment, and social responsibility? This book is a great big romp and a wonderful adventure. As an added bonus, the author has a wonderful knowledge of rock and roll that permeates "Time is Irreverent" from cover to cover.
I listened to the audio book before buying a kindle copy to read sections aloud to my wife. The audio book narration is first-rate. Often, narrators struggle to do the voices of both sexes. One or two characters struck me as a touch odd, but everyone was believable, and the main characters of both sexes are all performed perfectly. The reader even appears to have read the book in advance, so inflections always match the speech tags, and the tone of the scene.
I gave this five stars for the delightful optimistic entertainment and fun it delivered.
PS: I heard a rumor that there is a sequel in the works. That is a second coming I actually look forward to!
There is a warning that goes with this story announcing that Trump supporters, Christians and conservatives should not read this book out of fear of being offended.
Sorry to say, I was not offended and I finally discovered that science fiction can truly be funny. Hilarious would be more like it!
Marty Mann is sucked up into a rainbow hose connected to a UFO. He was selected to AD-31 to change history in order to prevent the ecological disasters and a certain President (presumably Trump) from launching the occasional Nuke. It seems that Marty's family line is unbroken from Biblical times to the current age, making him the ideal candidate to take on this mission.
Naturally, Marty runs into a few bumps in the road along the way. Accidently being sent to the age of Dinosaurs where he must save himself from being a snack of a T-Rex. He then is transported to Florida of 2054, discovering that half of the state is under water from melting ice caps.
During these adventures, he's fallen in love twice, once with an alien and then again with a lesbian. Escaped from big lizards and exposed a guy named Yeshua as heing a con man. Marty supplies the world with a set of New Ten Commandments that he and a Smokin' Hot Lesbian hashed out one night over a bottle or two of wine. Actually, they're not that bad as rules to live by.
While sounding disjointed, it all comes together and makes sense in the end.
I wasn't quite sure what I expected when I began this story, but I came away with quite a good feeling in my heart concerning the adaptability of the human spirit. This is a fun book. As long as you're not easily triggered by controversial subjects. Try it. You might really like it!
Top reviews from other countries


Marty is taken by aliens to change the world for the better. Fun and laughter runs throughout this book, whilst trying to remain serious about the state of our planet. Mix aliens, lesbians and extremists and this is what you get.
An excellent read for all lovers of the future and aliens who love the humans they save.


Marty Essen manages to not only entertain, but taking the piss on today's political environment manages to bring the World into perspective.
These books are a great read. Thoroughly recommend the series
Phillip Spencer JP
