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How To Tell When You're Really Old!: Funny Happens When Kids Define Old Age (Funny Happens series Book 4) Kindle Edition

by Kristi Porter (Author) Format: Kindle Edition

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Intended for adults - but family friendly, How to Tell When You’re Really Old - Funny Happens When Kids Define Old Age, is the result of hundreds of interviews with children ages three to twelve, who were asked to explain how they could tell when someone was really old.

It began as part of a larger class project by teacher Kristi Porter and the children of Happi Kamper Child Care, located in North Muskegon, Michigan. Each child was to create an individual gift book for his or her parents, and How to Tell When You’re Really Old was simply to be one chapter in each child's book.

Now, the individual answers of the Happi Kamper Kids, as well as those of the children at Community United Methodist Preschool and the kids of Power Play Childcare have been combined. Their candid, uncensored, and often hilarious answers will not only make you rethink the aging process, but are sure to become instant favorites for readers of all ages.

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What began as a class project by teacher Kristi Porter and the children of Happi Kamper Child Care, evolved over time into the wildly popular book Priceless Proverbs. In 2015, author Kristi Porter followed it up with Priceless Proverbs Book 2, and the Funny Happens... book series was born.

This not to be missed book series features uncensored quotes, humorous definitions, and straight-forward talk from everyday kids. Covering topics that range from where babies come from, the truth about parents, how to tell when you're really old and everything in between, this series has something special for everyone - and is guaranteed to brighten your day!

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ASIN ‏ : ‎ B011GWD052
Publisher ‏ : ‎ Happi Kamper Press (October 2, 2015)
Publication date ‏ : ‎ October 2, 2015
Language ‏ : ‎ English
File size ‏ : ‎ 2078 KB
Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
Print length ‏ : ‎ 44 pages

Best Sellers Rank: #2,938,046 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #1,218 in 90-Minute Humor & Entertainment Short Reads
- #3,689 in Aging (Kindle Store)
- #7,751 in 90-Minute Self-Help Short Reads

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Kristi Porter

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Always a reader, Kristi Porter never thought much about writing until she entered a writing contest sponsored by the Detroit Free Press. Her nightmare vacation story - The Worst Vacation Ever - went on to be published in a travel anthology that sold over a million copies worldwide. This was followed by numerous articles published in local magazines and newspapers. As her love of writing grew, she added adult fiction and short humor pieces to her repertoire.

But writing isn't all Kristi does. A former preschool teacher, she won the Governor's Award for her work with young children and continues to be dedicated to the education of young children everywhere. She also enjoys bicycling, video games, photography, Facebook, and spending time with family. She lives in Michigan.

Other Titles by Kristi Porter include:

Sweet Revenge

Martini's and Weed Whackers

Sooner or Later...You Will Get Caught

Is Somebody Bleeding? A Story About Rules

Stranger Danger - How to Talk to Kids About Strangers

Pedaling My Ass Off - A Weight Loss Story - Well, Kinda...

Priceless Proverbs - Funny Happens When Kids Finish Famous Sayings

Priceless Proverbs - Book 2 - Funny Happens When Kids Finish Famous Sayings

How to Tell When You're Really Old! Funny Happens When Kids Define Old Age

Babies Come From...Where?!? Funny Happens When Kids Explain Pregnancy & Birth